First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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