who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
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sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
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Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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