she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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