Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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