I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
