If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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