I puked a lego.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Actions speak louder than pants.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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