I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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