BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Randomize
