Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(305): View more from Florida

Can I come over?

(786): View more from Florida

Can't... I'm at class right now.

(305): View more from Florida

No your not

(305): View more from Florida

I'm outside by your car.

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(813): View more from Florida

Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.

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(716): View more from New York

I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight

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(804): View more from Virginia

she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.

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(607): View more from New York

He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges

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(513): View more from Ohio

4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him

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(201): View more from New Jersey

New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole

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(734): View more from Michigan

Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..

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