I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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