sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
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There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
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i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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