so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
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You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
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My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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