You don't have asthma, your pregnant
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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