Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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