im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
The ass gains better be worth it
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