hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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