She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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