If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
