Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
the raccoons are back...
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