I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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