Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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