Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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