He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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