can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I'm like, not good at living.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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