is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
how drunk are you?
Several
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Randomize
