the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
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If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
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Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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