My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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