my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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