Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Randomize
