I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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