Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
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