Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
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I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
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Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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