Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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