Those balls look pretty dangerous.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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