brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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