Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
