Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
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I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
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So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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