he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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