The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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