Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Randomize
