so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
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I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
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I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least π
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience π€·π»ββοΈ
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