her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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