Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
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We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
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I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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