Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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