i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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