Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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