Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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