You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
what if I'm pregnant?
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great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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