I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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