we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i don't like sucking hair
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
