too bad you live with your parents still
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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