i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
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When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
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Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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