she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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