So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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