no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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