The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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