i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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