Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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